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Guitars, Stars, and Candy Bars

by Joe Canzano And The Rhythmic Revolution

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1.
One Kiss 03:27
One Kiss Give me a kiss I’m asking you for this Just one shot to prove a lot And pray that we don’t miss Into the unknown You’ll never walk alone I just hope we’re standing here Once the storm has blown It’s interactive This dream that runs my mind It’s so distractive How I can’t seem to find Most anything that makes me feel Less than left behind Except for one kiss One kiss One kiss Give me a kiss And babe remember this It’s a long long way from here To the barren land of bliss You and I will go Above and below When we’re there, will I care? Don’t ask me I don’t know It’s a disaster This picture in my brain It’s swirling faster Like a haunted hurricane And I don’t think that anything is likely to remain Except for one kiss One kiss One kiss Once I had a lover Then I had another Then I was going crazy For every kind of girl Once I had a lover Then I had another I like them full and fuzzy And bushy like a squirrel Once I was a man Without a plan Snatching all the sugar I could hold in his hand I was like a rabbit With a hyperactive habit That would always try to grab it But I did not understand And it’s true I’ve been looking for you I’ve been looking for this I’ve been looking for One kiss One kiss
2.
You Are My Hurricane I fell in love with you Almost right away The night was dark and true The sun came out next day And brought your banner Round to my street Slammed me down Against the concrete Like a thing that’s never Known a defeat You are my hurricane You are my hurricane You are my hurricane Your kisses they were smart And warm as hot July They plugged into my heart They sliced across my sky Then smashed headlong Right into my shore Took the roof Over my floor You’re all the life That I’m living for You are my hurricane You are my hurricane You are my hurricane And you do no wrong Here in my song Where we belong Hurricane Now one lone soldier looked out Across the battlefield And pointed up his rifle At the sky, Put on a rock and roll record Drank down a bottle of beer Said on this day, surely I will die Yeah I know Some say my time has come But I know My conscience will be clean 'Cause I have never fallen Before the ugly hum Of some dancing dummy’s digitized machine And I’m heading away I’m heading away To another day To another day You've got me feeling So funky and so fine Since you put your hand into mine And blew away The borderline You are my hurricane You are my hurricane You are my hurricane And you do no wrong Here in my song Where we belong Hurricane
3.
Byron’s Motorcycle Byron got a motorcycle And let his hair fly free Out in the wasted heartland Of his proud democracy He said I’m gonna save this place With my set of wheels Cut a haven for the innocent With the point of my ideals I hear the sound of righteous rage Out there for me to find It sings the purest song of war It has the gentlest state of mind The middle of the road will not be The center of my way There’s nothing there but yellow stripes And the accidents of yesterday And I will ride For the thrill of it all And I will ride for the thrill of it all And I will stand so tall For the common good The good of it all Now there are those who understand These thoughts are not my own But I will speak them everywhere Till I no longer ride alone I will not need a slogan Or a claim to some popular crown I will not seek to entertain Opinion polls In every little town I will be just what I like And my sights they will be high I will dare all strangers that I meet To see the vision in my eye Certain of my purpose So secure In my command I won’t be worn smooth like a coin That’s passed too much From hand to hand And I will ride For the thrill of it all And I will ride for the thrill of it all And I will stand so tall For the common good The good of it all
4.
So Hot 03:26
So Hot For You I had a dream so sweet A sugar simple and serene It was inclusive and complete Of every method and machine It’s a dark, dark day When I walk away From the only light that I see And there are days when a man Cannot give a damn About politics or poetry And I, I am So hot for you I know the world is wide It’s round they say, but do I care? There’s so much science that’s applied By governments gross and unfair But you’ve got a smile So perfect like tile So pretty like the summer sky And you can stand on my world My whole flag uncurled From now till the day I die Because I, I am So hot for you Baby hold on tight Get ready for love Catch me if you can You’ve dissolved my sight I’m a little bit dumb You like it that way Because your kind of man Is a stupid man That's your kind of man And I'm a stupid man Yeah I'm your kind of man And I, I am So hot for you
5.
Trax East Blues I am alone Every night I am alone every night Told that girl I was leaving her And she let me go without a fight She said to me Go ahead and go Well she said to me Go ahead and go Good luck you’re gonna need it 'Cause you’re the dumbest man I know And it was so long, Joe So I sit at home Stare at the wall So I sit at home Stare at the wall Waiting for nobody to come by For nobody to call
6.
Black Valentine’s Day Honey you ain't never lied to me Like you lied tonight Honey you ain't never cried to me With a face that looked quite right And I am a whole lot older Than I was three hours ago When you kicked my hide Through the door outside, Where love’s cold winters blow So I’m sitting here thinking of you And I guess this is goodbye If I had my way on Valentine’s Day Everyone in love would die I’m under a sea of misery Don’t think I can’t tell why If I had my way on Valentine’s Day Everyone in love would die And I hear you’re complaining about How mistreated you were by me Well I prefer the lump from an honest club To your slice of hypocrisy I don’t want an apology Or your bloody guilt denied Just take home your hammer and your nails And leave me here crucified So I’m sitting here thinking of you And I guess this is goodbye If I had my way on Valentine’s Day Everyone in love would die This bird has got his wings Stand back and watch him fly If I had my way on Valentine’s Day Everyone in love would die I’m wearing black On Valentine’s Day Every year it’s black Black on this day
7.
Not Dead Yet 03:41
Not Dead Yet I’m not dead yet Though I hear I’m half in the ground I’m not dead yet All of my life I’ve been hanging around I ran into your girlfriend yesterday The one who has such very bright eyes She said I’m deep in the red zone Gonna be blown away Caught in the open without a disguise Oh, it’s starting to show From somewhere below That I don’t really know I don’t really know I’m not dead yet Though I hear I’m half in the ground I’m not dead yet All of my life I’ve been hanging around At the flower shop I saw your pretty little sister Her hair spilled down like a blond waterfall She said you were serious Mad as a twister I picked out a flower it was quite tall Oh, it’s starting to show From somewhere below That I don’t really know, I don’t really know I’m not dead yet Though I hear I’m half in the ground I’m not dead yet All of my life I’ve been hanging around I wish I could give you the moon and the stars And baskets and blankets of fine poetry Instead of fast love in the back seat of cars And promises of the man I might be I wish I could give you diamonds and jewels And tell you the things that I know I should Instead of just drilling and driving with tools Like a man who knows that he might be no good
8.
Jazzy On My Mind On a dark night In the devil’s part of town In a small club She wore an evening gown With hair like curls of smoke And a smile that did invoke Temptation To lay my troubles down She wore diamonds Gifts from many men Who came to see her Every now and then And she kept them on a chain And she watched them go insane So certain They’d soon be back again Jazzy, you’ve been on my mind Jazzy, you’ve been on my mind For all of yesterday Which I threw away Searching for promises Of things I’ll never find Am I desperate Like every other fool Who’s entangled By the spider in her spool? And I feel her icy breath And her touch so cold like death And her sly smile So bright like any jewel Jazzy, you’ve been on my mind Jazzy, you’ve been on my mind For all of yesterday Which I threw away Searching for promises Of things I’ll never find Jazzy, you’ve been on my mind Jazzy, you’ve been on my mind For all of yesterday I was blown away Searching for all your words That left me feeling blind
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Confidential Cookie Information You’ve got some confidential cookie information You’re telling the world You’ve got some confidential cookie information You’re telling the whole wide world I don’t care about your video I don’t care what’s on TV I've seen my share And I am aware There's really nothing there for me You try to put me into a hole I won’t go You try to put me into a hole I won’t go You try to put me in a hole Oh no It’s very unlikely I’ll go You’ve got some confidential cookie information You’re telling the world You’ve got some confidential cookie information You’re telling the whole wide world I looked out my window this morning And the sun was smiling up in the sky It was wide as the whole outside It was there it was big in my eye You think you've got me under control Is that so? You try to put me into a hole I won’t go You try to salivate all over my soul Oh no It's very unlikely I'll go In the summer In the summer Out strumming under the summer sun Take the Turnpike To the Parkway South of exit a hundred ane one You’ve got information nobody needs It’s confidential Information nobody needs It’s confidential You’ve got information nobody needs Information nobody needs Information nobody needs Nodboy needs

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"This rowdy fare is as rootsy as it is inspired by punk. But best of all, it's brimming with humor."
—The Courier News, Guitars, Stars, and Candy Bars

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released January 1, 1999

Joe Canzano wrote the songs, played guitar and bass
Rob Eastlund - Drums
Bill Homeyer - percussion on "One Kiss" and "Jazzy On My MInd"

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